Farting Myself Awake
I’m late with my story this week because I had a terrible night Monday night. I’m so glad that I don’t have to go back to school yet. I normally have gas, but yesterday was a really farty day. I didn’t notice anything was wrong at first because I fart every day. It wasn’t until I kept farting myself awake during the night that I figured something was wrong. Mama Monkey was concerned when I came into her room to wake her up because I never bother her at night unless I’m sick. She had a funny look on her face when I told her that I wasn’t sick but that my farts kept waking me up. I kept falling asleep while she asked me to tell her everything I ate the day before. I couldn’t remember eating anything strange, especially after the friendly mushroom incident. Mama Monkey decided I wasn’t sick but had a bad case of gas for some reason. After she gave me something for my stomach, I stopped farting, but wasn’t really tired. I fell asleep right after dinner yesterday before I got the chance to tell you all the story. I hope not to be that farty again any time soon.